A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam. It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand.
Wed, Apr 1
4.10 mi
+797ft
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I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, 'I work in a hole.'
Tue, Mar 31
2.12 mi
+256ft
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Be yourself
Sun, Mar 29
2.12 mi
+246ft
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We'll definitely be back next year. If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that's canon.
Sat, Mar 28
14.62 mi
+4,039ft
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My lady says that you're a clock-brained ass clown whose gullible idiocy has threatened the very existence of the planet.
Fri, Mar 27
1.20 mi
+52ft
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Look at me. It's clear to you that I am awesome, but I can never admit that, because that would make me an ass.
Wed, Mar 25
3.05 mi
+217ft
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There's a risk of failure there, so we will just ignore that.
Tue, Mar 24
2.49 mi
+276ft
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In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.
Mon, Mar 23
1.86 mi
+108ft
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Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left: We can try.
Mon, Mar 23
1.15 mi
+59ft
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Look, you don't know their situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it you're getting bitten in half while you're sitting on a toilet.
Sat, Mar 21
2.07 mi
+95ft
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